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One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

Last Time I Tried To Make Love To My Wife Nothing Happened, So I Said To Her, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?'

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.