Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.