Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

Last Week My Tie Caught On Fire, Some Guy Tried To Put It Out With An Axe.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.