With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

At Twenty A Man Is Full Of Fight And Hope. He Wants To Reform The World. When He Is Seventy He Still Wants To Reform The World, But He Know He Can't.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.