And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat?

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.