She Was So Fat That Her Belly

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.