She Was So Fat That Her Belly

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company Sends Me 1/2 A Calendar!