She Was So Fat That Her Belly

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.