She Was So Fat That Her Belly

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.