She Was So Fat That Her Belly

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles