She Was So Fat That Her Belly

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.