There's Only One Thing Wrong With My

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

I Was A Poster Child... For Birth Control!

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.