Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many Times She's Starting To Grow Handles

I Come Home From Work Early One Day, And I See A Guy Jogging Down The Street In His Underwear. I Ask Him, "why Are You Jogging In Your Underwear?" He Says, "you Came Home From Work Early".

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.