Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

I'm A Bad Lover. Once I Caught A Peeping Tom Booing Me.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.