Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. When He Took Me Hunting He Gave Me A Three Minute Head Start. Then On The Way Home He Tied Me To The Fender And Put The Deer In The Car.

When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.