I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.