My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.