I Tell Ya, With My Wife, I

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.