To Give You An Idea How Well

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

I Got My First Break And Became A Singing Waiter At Eighteen Or Nineteen. I Couldn't Make A Living At It. I Quit. Then I Got Married And Sold Aluminum Siding. My Wife Had Problems Physically. It Was Not Good.

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.