What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.