What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.