What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.