My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

My Boy Is A Mean Kid. I Came Home The Other Day And Saw Him Taping Worms To The Sidewalk, He Sits There And Watches The Birds Get Hernias. Well, Only Last Christmas I Gave Him A B-b Gun And He Gave Me A Sweatshirt With A Bulls-eye On The Back. I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.