Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.