Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

I Started Over Again With An Image: Nothing Goes Right. Then When The Godfather Came Out, All I Heard Was, Show Respect. With Me, You Show Respect. So I Changed The Image To I Don't Get No Respect. I Tried It Out In Greenwich Village. I Remember The First Joke I Told: Even As A Kid, I'd Play Hide And Seek And The Other Kids Wouldn't Even Look For Me. The People Laughed. After The Show, They Started Saying To Me, Me, Too - I Don't Get No Respect. I Figured, Let's Try It Again.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.