Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

I Don't Know Kid, There Are So Many Places They Could Hide.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

My Wife Is Such A Bad Cook, If We Leave Dental Floss In The Kitchen The Roaches Hang Themselves.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'