Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

I'm At The Age Where Food Has Taken The Place Of Sex In My Life. In Fact, I've Just Had A Mirror Put Over My Kitchen Table.

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?