When I Was A Kid I Got

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

...went To A Bar For A Few Drinks. The Bartender Asked What I Wanted. "surprise Me", I Said. So He Showed Me A Naked Picture Of My Wife.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

His Breath Is So Bad Why Every Time He Smokes He Blows Onion Rings.