My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

I Tell Ya, I Was An Ugly Kid. I Was So Ugly That My Dad Kept The Kid's Picture That Came With The Wallet He Bought.