The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls-

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.