My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.