Better To Keep Quiet And Let People

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.