I Once Went Out With This Girl,

My Only Thrill Is Self Inflicted Hickies.

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?