With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.