Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

They Change The Sheets Every Day... From One Bed To Another.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.