Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.