Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.