Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

Everyone Gets Their Rough Day. No One Gets A Free Ride. Today So Far, I Had A Good Day. I Got A Dial Tone.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

You Take Care And I Hope I'll Run Into You - When I'm Driving.

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