I Found There Was Only One Way

One Time My Whole Family Played Hide And Seek. They Found My Mother In Pittsburgh!

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.