My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A Nail In The Spare!!

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.