I Have Three Kids, One Of Each.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

With My Dog I Don't Get No Respect. He Keeps Barking At The Front Door. He Don't Want To Go Out. He Wants Me To Leave.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Says No Because She's Tired Then Stays Up And Reads Her Book.