What A Kid I Got, I Told

One Time I Went To A Hotel. I Asked The Bellhop To Handle My Bag. He Felt Up My Wife!

I Asked My Wife, 'on A Scale Of 1 To 10, How Do You Rate Me As A Lover?' She Said, 'you Know I'm No Good At Fractions.'

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!