My Car Broke Down Just The Other

What A Doctor I've Got - He's Really Mixed Up. Last Week, He Grabbed My Knee And Told Me To Cough. Then Hit Me In The Balls With A Hammer.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.