I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

We Sleep In Separate Rooms, We Have Dinner Apart, We Take Separate Vacations - We're Doing Everything We Can To Keep Our Marriage Together.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'