All My Wife And I Do Is

Don't Talk About Yourself So Much...we'll Do That When You Leave.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.