If Beauty Is In The Eye Of

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

I Tell Ya, I Know The Best Way To Get Girls. I Hang Out At Women's Prisons, And Wait For Parolees.