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My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.