When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

We Learned Sexual Technique From Our Dog. He Taught How To Beg, And He Taught My Wife How To Roll Over And Play Dead.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.