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My Wife Isn't Very Bright. The Other Day She Was At The Store, And Just As She Was Heading For Our Car, Someone Stole It! I Said, "did You See The Guy That Did It?" She Said, "no, But I Got The License Plate."

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.