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I Once Dated A Girl That Was Wild. She Was So Wild That One Night She Gave Her Phone Number To The Mechanical Bull.

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.