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I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.