I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. When I Went On The Roller Coaster, My Old Man Told Me To Stand Up Straight.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.