I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.