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Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

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