My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.