My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.