My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.