My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Jimmy Stewart Could Have Been A Good Golfer, But He Speaks So Slowly That By The Time He Yells 'fore!' The Guy He's Hit Is Already In An Ambulance On The Way To The Hospital.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.