My Goal As A Young Man, To

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.