May The God Of Your Choice Bless

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.