If You're Patient And You Wait Long

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

I'm Well Aware That The Nelson Mandelas And The Winston Churchills Of The World Happened By Accident. They Usually Come Out Of Nowhere.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.