There's A Fine Line Between Fiction And

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.