Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

The Only Thing That Really Differentiates Texas From Any Other Place In The World Is The Proclivity Of Its People To Urinate Outdoors And To Attach A Certain Amount Of Importance To This Popular Pastime.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.