Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

The Child-teacher Relationship Is Crucial.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.