I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They

On The Whole I Prefer Cats To Women Because Cats Seldom If Ever Use The Word 'relationship'.

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

Yes, I'm A Judeo-christian. Jesus And Moses Are In My Heart. And Both Of Them Were Independents, By The Way.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.