Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman,

The Democrats And Republicans Are The Same Guy Admiring Themself In The Mirror.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

The Distance Between The Limousine And The Gutter Is A Short One.

The Ten Commandments Being Taken Out Of The Public Schools. I Want Them Back.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.