Sleep Came Slower Than A Frigid Woman.

I'll Keep Us Out Of War With Oklahoma!

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

The Distance Between The Limousine And The Gutter Is A Short One.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.