We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

I Suffer From The Curse Of Being Multi-talented. There's No Doubt About It. Politics And Literature Have Gotten In The Way Of Songwriting.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.