The Main Health Hazard In The World

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.

I Want To Be Governor [of Texas] Because I Need The Closet Space.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.