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I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.