If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.