If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

Like Most Of Us, I Determined That I'd Rather Be A Large Part Of The Problem Than A Small Part Of The Solution.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.