If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

And I'll Tell You Another Thing, You Won't Find Any Candidate That Supports Prayer In School And Gay Marriage. For That Reason Alone, People Should Vote For An Independent-thinking Person.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.